Stylish Gay Men Want Stylish Gifts
Are you desperately searching for that perfect gift for the stylish gay men in your life? We’re here to help you have a gay ol’ time all year long with stylish gifts for your gay men!
Stylish gay men want these 12 stylish gifts
If you’re Jewish, you’re SOL. But, hey, steal from the Christians. I eat rugelach. If you’re Christian, it’s getting down to the wire. Here’s a list of things that, if I don’t already, have I want.
Because we’re debt free and our advice is to not go into debt for the sake of the season, we’ve compiled this list of reasonably priced gifts for the husband, boyfriend, daddy and fruit flies in your life, so indulge.
1. Stylish gay men love Dollar Shave Club
I quit shaving because it’s a small pain and facial hair’s fashionable. David, however, shaves and prefers to shave and save. Razor blades are damn expensive and a man with a thick hair can dull a blade faster than a Latin mass. A four-pack of razors at Target goes for $12. $12 a month is $144 annually.
The Dollar Shave Club’s 4X option is $6 per month is $72 per year. That’s 50% off with no Hail Mary’s.
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2. Hard luggage for stylish gay men
A great gift to give to the well-traveled or businessman is to give the Delsey Luggage Helium Aero Carry-On Spinner Trolley. For less than $75, this stylish case will make your man the lead on any travel trip. Its hard case will keep his unmentionables protected way up in the Mile High Club from continent to continent.
3. Stylish gay men need to know what’s stylish
We normally diss magazine subscriptions, as most of what mags offer are online. However, there’s something enjoyable about flipping through stylishly bound paper rather than a blue-lit screen. For only $20, give GQ as a nice addition to any coffee table. QG has great fashion, lifestyle and health advice. Best of all, leaving an issue of GQ on your coffee table is a passive aggressive way to give fashion advice to the straight men in your life.
4. Give him stylish underwear
Gay men love underwear so much it’s amazing there’s not a Victoria’s Secret for men. Although some would say Victoria’s Secret is as much for men as it is for women, but that’s another topic.
We frown upon boxers and other old-man underwear and appreciate a well-fitted and juicily filled brief. Ah, straight boys, most women do, too. It’s time to ditch your grandpa’s panties. For under $14 a month, you can have a stylish pair of underwear sent to your man’s inbox each month.
5. Stylish gay men love being in cuffs
Cuffs aren’t only for kink play. Give your favorite guy these fun cuffs, though, and he’ll play with you all night long. Not only do they look nice, they’re great conversation pieces. For less than $50, these cufflinks will jazz up any suit or office attire. Plus, they’ll set your gay apart from the non-gay suits with Tom Ford style links.
Your Super Bowl ring inspired cufflinks don’t make up for the fact that you don’t have a Super Bowl ring.
David loves traditional Sazeracs. Some say it’s America’s oldest cocktail. Truth be damned, they’re yummy. For this and any highball, regular ice cubes dilute the taste. For your stylish drinker, bigger is better, no pun intended.
Give him these large ice cubes or give him these large ice balls. They melt more slowly than traditional ice cubes and let your high-baller drink more slowly. For as little as $24 and $14 respectively, your favorite gay will impress his guests, cocks and hens alike.
7. Russian men and Moscow Mules are stylish and fun
little as $20, give your favorite gay his own copper cup collection. By spring, he’ll be ripe for a fete of Moscow Mules.
Stylish businessmen don’t have much leeway when it comes to style. Socks are an exception. Bedazzle your gay with happy socks, and they’ll be light in the loafers both literally and figuratively.
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9. Keep your man wet
Ever find yourself in the blistering hot sun at Pride dying for a Corona Light with no bottle opener in site? Me, either, but never fail, for only $15, give your parched gay this functional iPhone case to save their day.
10. Keep your stylish gay men liquored up
My sister sent one of these to us before we jetted off on vacation the other year. What seemed like a novelty is now a necessity. For just $27 a piece, make your cabin seat first-class with your own tonic, thimble-size jigger and travel size bar spoon. Ring the cabin bell for your first-class delivery of gin and you’re on vacation before liftoff.
For the well-traveled, organization is a must. For $23, give your man these five collapsible cubes to travel efficiently. You and your man can keep your essentials, nonessentials and unmentionables organized so well no one has to die. These cubes go from fitting together tightly packed luggage to being a portable dresser in seconds. This makes every hotel your home.
What’s the point of gifting gay travel items if they can’t afford to travel? Get them outta your hair like that gray by giving these travel gift cards to destinations far and away. Nothing says, “Merry Christmas, and I love you” like “Get outta here!”
13. Drown the silence for stylish gay men
The only thing worse than a lack of cocktail poolside is a lack of thumping disco beats. Give your bikini-clad body beautiful this musical Bluetooth speaker, and turn that poolside repose into a party.
14. Give him a gurl he’ll love all his own
From Alexa Carrington to Alexa Woods to Alexa Papadopolous, there’s indubitably an Alexa your gay loves. If not (or even so), give him his very own Alexa to keep safely in the privacy of his own home. He won’t be able to cut her hair, but he will be able to hear about all the latest celebrity hairstyles each night as he drifts off to sleep with the only girl he’ll ever let in his room.
15. Give him the fuzzies
Still water and wine go together like Madonna and Gaga. Keep your queer quenched and help his hangover by giving him this SodaStream. We got one years ago and love it like a firstborn son.
These are our fifteen-holiday suggestions for the mo in your life. Hopefully, these ideas will take some of the pain out of the insufferable holiday shopping season. Happy holidays to you and all the stylish gay men in your life!